A man is travelling on a deserted road one day, and comes to a stop sign....seeing it was clear he kinda rolled through it.
Out of nowhere a cop pulls him over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over" asked the cop
The man said "no why?"
The cop said "you ran a stop sign back there"
The man said "it was clear, i slowed down"
The cop smiles....grabs his club and proceeds to beat the living piss out of the man
He says "would you like me to stop, or slow down?"